|THIS OFFER WAS IN THE COFFIN FROM THE TIME I OPENED IT|
Thursday, February 16, 2012
23820 Ironwood Avenue 166
Moreno Valley, CA 92557
25050 Redlands Boulevard
Loma Linda, CA 92534
Here’s the deal. I own a 2004 Honda Civic Hybrid which is in better than excellent Condition.
It has 151,300 miles on it.
Some body dings and dents
Same “baling wire” fixes
The IMA light is on
The air bags went out at 16,000 and Honda refused to replace them at no cost to me
It still gets 40 miles to the gallon
It never got the advertised 50 MPG except with a tail wind while going downhill
It has just passed the 150,000 maintenance exercise for $700.00
Now that I have told you the truth, I dare you to tell me the truth. You have absolutely no intention of ever paying anybody $8,379.00 for a car of this vintage. It is clear to the discerning reader when along with the numerous disclaimers and caveats you put the cap on your offer with the absolute champion of all oximorons better than excellent. On the day when you set eyes on anything better than excellent, I suggest that you join the circus or contact Mr. Ripley, or maybe even God Himself.
Bottom line. Give me $10,000.00 and a 0% loan for $7,000 for 60 months and we can talk. Maybe.
Oh yes, I kept the fake check as a souvenir, suitable for framing.