So, do what I do with these things: put yourself in your mental clown suit, put on your red bubble nose, your big floppy shoes, your white gloves and your pointy hat and proceed. You'll see the symbol of the blank flag a little later.
1.
Obama: Bye Relax,
he’s gone anyway.
2.
Put "GOD" back in America!!! You think if He were not here that things
would be as good as they are?
3.
Borders: Closed! Good, no more Canadians, Japanese,
Indians, Chinese, Italians, Somalis, Nigerians, South Africans, Brazilians, Argentinians,
Venezuelans, Cubans, Norwegians, Filipinos…did I miss any?
4.
Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else. I agree, Medicare for us all. That way we would all be equally unhappy at the quality of the healthcare in this country.
5.
Congress: Obey its own laws NOW! That’s one I agree with. Oh wait - will we enjoy the stock market sweetheart loopholes too?
6.
Language: English only! Are you ready to pick one? Make God more important and make the national
language Aramaic.
7.
Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
What does this mean?
Culture? Constitution? Bill of rights? I think we ought to try AGRIculture. Since this is a bucket list, many of us will
be there pushing daisies anyway.
8.
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare! And before
voting, and twice a year at random if you are a driver; and if you’re on
unemployment; and if you’re on Medicare; and if you’re on social security and
finally if you have to drive over 25 miles to work, random testing 4 times a
year.
9.
NO freebies to Non-Citizens! I agree.
All freebies that used to be rained down upon non-citizens should be
distributed equally to all citizens for a once per month distribution.
10.
Balance the budget. Against what? Nobody knows how much money we owe, nor how
much money we have, nor how much money is being slid off to the side to foreign
shelters, nor how much is being embezzled.
11.
Stop giving away our money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We
need it here.
Yeah,
we need every penny we can out our hands on == % of GDP in foreign aid? 0.2 %
Campaign
contributions and lobby money recipients (you know who they are) = 0.5%
You’re
right, Washington DC is a foreign country.
12. Fix the TAX CODE! I agree. Flat tax. NO deductions. No minimum
allowance-you pay from the first penny.
ALL income, earned, non-earned, capital gains, EVERYTHING, no matter
where it comes from on the globe, 15%.
And
most of all.
13.
"RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!!"We the people are coming! Who cares?
We the people are here and we waste our money by buying politicians, trying to get them to do what we want and need, voting for idiots, liars,
tax evaders and a host of other vermin.
So what is meant by “we are coming?”
Needless to say I didn't forward this fun-filled response of mine.
